Weird weird movie. I am only saying its a must see for those who are not the faint of heart. A Yakuza movie about the gangsters, deviants, and perverts that run the underworld of modern day Japan, “Ichi The Killer” is filled with torturous, decadent, and intensely violent scenes that most people will find themselves turning away from semi often. Lacking an ending that makes any sense without referencing Wikipedia, “Ichi The Killer” will at least have you interested in what’s going to happen next.

I give this slightly long film, a 3 out of 5.
Wouldn’t say its a movie that will make you feel great about life, but really a film worth seeing if one calls themselves a “movie buff”.

WOW! Really everyone is surprised that Ricky Martin is gay?
The above are photos that surfaced almost two years ago.
I love my bros, from time to time a spar, or workout session is cool, but you’re not gonna see us doing it in our underwear. Yes, some may say that speedos are an appropriate form of clothing for men looking for a good time out and about on the beach, but a note to all that would agree with that statement, please move back to the south of France.

Did no one see the video for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”?
Its like that time everyone was shocked Lance Bass was gay, I mean he did sing the “bass” parts in N’Sync right?
Hilarious. Regardless, congrats Ricky on finally coming out of the closet and may you forever be blessed with the most handsome smile on earth.

So, i was illegally downloading torrentz (take note FBI), and per usual at the sides of the download links there 18,000 “Bang a girl in your zip code tonight” ads and the above was one of them. Though, not really sure who would want to bang that girl in any zip code. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

SEXY FAIL

You have to say it in that Ron Burgundy voice.
photo via: Likecool

Denzel and Gary… make a boring movie… filled with little to no realistic tension.
A what seemed to be promising film about a man that mysteriously wanders a post apocalyptic Earth looking for something that ends up being ***SPOILER ALERT*** Alcatraz Prison and protecting a book ***SPOILER ALERT*** that ends up being that King James version of the bible in braille is an updated version of Mad Max without all the cool parts. The movie is littered with 3 minute scenes of Denzel using the machete he has and sharpens every night while listening to Al Green on his Dr Dre “Beats” headphones and 2 generation apple iPod. The movie takes an even more unrealistic turn for the worse when Denzel eventually meets up with an untouched Mila Kunis (who can’t read) and unwillingly ends up having to take her on the journey with him after having to save her from a really awkward mutant rape scene (see: “The Hills Have Eyes”).

Eventually, after a quick assist from human eating married couple trapped in a house. Dumbledore and Olympe Maxime (the huge French chick that brought those girls with the blue outfits from the other magic school and madeout with Hagriff) get killed after about 15 minutes before all is revealed as a boring allusion to religion and the selfish humanity that is modern day man in real life. The movie takes an even worse twist when Denzel dies in the end while wearing an Islamic robe leaving all of his equipment and end scene starring Kunis with a setup for her starring, in an even worse sequel.

I give it 1.5 out of 5.
Meaning, you should actually only watch a downloaded version of this movie, or better yet, stream it. Because downloading it and taking the risk of getting caught watching it isn’t worth the better quality of viewing this movie.
Though the machete scenes are cool, so if you’re REALLY bored.

LOL!