Archive for November, 2009
Drunk Yoda
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
I have watched this way too many times to count.
It just seems to never get old.
Also I’ve recently stumbled upon a site called Wookiepedia and have been amassing a plethora of Star Wars knowledge that spans from 14,000 BBY - 700 ABY. Just so you know the movies take place from about 42 BBY - 5 ABY. I spent three solid hours talking about Star Wars the other day.
If anyone would like to challenge me to some Star Wars knowledge, feel free.
I’d like to tell you in advance to suck it.
P.S. Star Wars is not for dorks, Star Trek is for dorks, and LOTR is kinda cool, but usually those people smell bad.
“Jimmy Choo”
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009I’m writing a song about a woman who spends all of a guy’s money.
I’m not really sure how it came about in my head other than while i was out handing out my resume i saw a woman walking along the way looking really attractive who was carrying loads of bags at a time in the day normal people are working and not spending thousands of dollars on clothing.
I immediately thought to myself that she must be spending someone else’s money.
And then out of nowhere a hook entered my brain.
A chorus of materialistic magnificence.
Any suggestions for content or alternate song titles are welcome.
I’d say I have lots of experience with this kind of thing, but, alas I have always been poor.
KayoumFrankyln@gmail.com
SNL
Monday, November 9th, 2009
Life isn’t always about getting what you want.
But there is always gonna be eggnog and snl.
Overpriced & True haha.
Friday, November 6th, 2009
They still make the only beanie i can tolerate to wear hahaha.
Maine
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Hi, my name is Maine, the state.
I’m a selfish state that doesn’t like giving other humans basic rights to love and fuck who they feel like.