When’s the movie already?!?!

Order of best:
1. Eminem
2. Drake
3. Ye
4. Weezy
5. ME

I wrote Kanye’s risque and witty one liners.
I also wrote in the constant and obnoxious explosions behind him.

Yes… i am awkward, like Will be Legend.
I can’t rap either. :/

So for those of you who read this and don’t know me personally, i got Phillip back a couple weeks ago. Well to be exact 4 days after he was stolen. Having him back is like having a girlfriend who stopped returning your calls, call you, and then admit to you that you’re the best thing she’s ever had. Kinda like that song, “You da fucking best.” But you know, in real life.
Not much of what I’m saying right now makes sense, i think its because of all the greyhounds.

Greyhound recipe: vodka, grapefruit juice, on the rocks, twist of lime.

What was i saying… RIGHT. SO I GOT PHILLIP BACK!
Thanks for the emails, they cheered me up. Except for the one where someone said, “I’m glad your car got stolen because you quit Francine…and HER Ruby Slippers and that’s what you deserve.” Yes, besides that one thank you for the emails. I’d also like to take a moment and mention that if it weren’t for spell check this post would make even less sense.

I don’t know what else to say.
I guess i’ll just say i love Kayla… she’s great.
Jessie is great too.
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I found out that it is coincidental that my favorite number 8 is also the symbol for infinity.

I’ve been listening to Beethoven a lot in the morning with my oatmeal and showers.
It gets me ready for the day, most days i usually have to deal with people that i don’t easily get along with.
I guess i come off as condescending to some people, most of my friends agree with this, but rebuttal with “But once you get to know you, you’re not as much of a dick as you are funny.”

I’d like to take a moment and say i’m not condescending on purpose, EVER. Well, sometimes, but only with my friends and only when i think its funny. If i come off as rude to you in any way, whomever you are, i apologize… i want to nice to you, but i guess i make these weird facial expressions and they come off as strange.

If i could drink and smoke and swear all day i think that’d make me a sailor.
I wonder how hard it is to become a real life sailor.
I should work on a fishing boat in Alaska.
…
Gonna work on that.

Pay attention to the spelling kiddies! No, not an update of the 70’s movie by the same namesake (different spelling) this 2009 film starring Brad Pitt as the leader of a secret group of american soldiers (all Jewish American soldiers with the exception of Pitt himself) hides out in Nazi France and brutally murders any Nazi that crosses their path.
Let me start by saying this, i thought it was brilliant that the best character in the movie, the one that really captivates you and steals your heart isn’t Pitt, it is in fact, a Nazi named Col. Hanz Landa (played by Christopher Waltz). I love the fact that Tarantino gave Pitt’s role as a part of the entire chemistry of the film instead of your usual, “O’ its Brad Pitt and his boyish charm, and abs.”
The best role in this film goes to a Nazi actually, who has some of the best scenes in the film, that WILL during the course of the film have you on the edge of your seat wondering what is going to happen. Yes, there are points in the film where it is subtitled, but they are completely tasteful. Its more so to submerse you into the film itself.

Brutal is definitely the word to keep in mind here, when i say brutal, i’m talking you see EVERYTHING. It is intensely awesome. The scenes where there is a severe amount of dialogue are not boring or drawn out, but help set up everything perfectly. The end however not historically accurate, was a great twist.

I also love the fact that Tarantino had a premiere of the film in Tel Aviv, Israel in which the movie was responded to with a standing ovation. I guess its safe to say, Tarantino is back.

No, this is not a date movie, save this one for the bros. I give it a 5 out of 5!

Due to copyright laws, every time i post a video of the Kanye Taylor Swift thing in the post below it gets removed.
SO instead i decided to post this one to give you an idea of what happened.

Also, pay attn to McCain’s face at the end, literally the face of evil.