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So two skinheads had a plot to hunt down and kill 102 (Don’t ask me why they chose that number. I could see some sense of humor if they did 101. You know because dalmations are half breeds and deserve to die just as much as full black people hahaha. Maybe? I don’t know. But they chose 102, so anyways.) black people and then decapitate them. Then find Barack Obama and assassinate him as well. Federal agents luckily tracked them down and thwarted the plot.

Did i just use the word thwart post 1896?

Dear White people, keep your niggas in check. The next time something like this happens you’re all going to be held responsible and all people of any black descent will be taking a leave of absence from sports for a year. You know what that means. You’ll be left with golf, hockey, and bowling.

Sincerely,
Kayoum

Its true though, i’ve never seen so many girls wanting to fall in love at a show in my life. The lighting for the show at the Middle East downstairs was really good, it made me feel like I was in someone’s bedroom… Copeland’s collective bedroom. Though all of the people in every single band seemed pretty… homely i think is the word I’m looking for.

I got to see a lot of friends, including an incredibly reliable source who told me about how Avril Lavigne cheats on her husband Derrick Whibley (sp?) from Sum 41. Yes that is sort of random, but its hilarious to know, with one of her dancers none the less, and people have seen it. I should have sold that info to Perez Hilton.

I saw someone with a t shirt that said “I may not be Mr. Right, but i’ll fuck you until he shows up.” It made me want to vomit on them. I proceeded to talk the guy about his shirt, and his reply was, “Well its true. Girls will do anything nowadays.” I think he must have been in his 30’s, at a Copeland show, looking for bitches. Sometimes i think that my daughter that will exist one day is going to grow up to date that guy, and i will want to die.

I haven’t been to a live show in a little while. It made me really miss playing out live. I don’t think there’s a more poignant way of expressing how you feel than to play music live, its far more conducive to the idea of getting the point across of how you really feel. One thing i don’t feel is the incredible feeling of vulnerability that occurs when you play live. I suppose that’s why i have to drink when i play shows. Being on stage makes me feel like I’m 7 years old all over again.
Soon enough though, soon enough.

P.S. Shout out to Mike SJC, and shout out to (HUGOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hahahaha)



P.P.S. Drink Kristall, its delicious, and when you say it it sounds like you’re a rapper but you’re just drinking something from Sweden that tastes amazing.

From the dudes who brought you the niggerfaggot, and worst blowjob ever videos on youtube, comes perhaps the funniest movie ever made.

I don’t think words can express how excited i am. Well i guess they could, by simply me saying i’m excited. I wonder why people say that, “I don’t think words can express…” Words can always express. I’m getting off topic.

“Dude did you just fuck that bread?!”

I keep it in a jar, next to the bed.

The Italian police have a Lamborghini Gallardo that tops out at 203 mph.

Note to self: Stop talking shit on itai’s.