So 17 teenage girls as young as 15 years old from Gloucester, MA made a pact to get pregnant because they were supposedly influenced by Jamie Lynne Spears and the movie “Juno”. Hmm kinda sounds insane to me. But it gets worse. Some of the girls were so desperate to one up their friends that they even went around to homeless men to get some action.

Those homeless dudes must have been stoked.

The girls after getting their pregnancy test from the school nurse’s office would go around high five-ing each other in their tremendous accomplishment. Some of the girls who were part of making the pact eventually felt too much peer pressure and told their parents about what was going on.

I wonder how much they’re going to regret this when they’re in their late 30’s and are all still single moms. Haha. No but really, we should have probably given those girl a better sex education course, or some rather. Supposedly their high school couldn’t afford to offer a sexual education course after freshman year because of cutbacks. How charming.

They certainly bounced back from helping kill 6 million jews. Those crafty germans are releasing cars that look more and more intense. Cutting edge, super fast, and super expensive. This will be out in four years.

M. Night Shyamalan the NYU student turned writer, producer, director, sometimes cameo actor in some of the biggest suspense thriller b ‘ lockbusters in the last decade has brought yet another one. I watched this film and i guess the entire time, partially because i’m so used to it in his other films, was waiting for a twist. But… there wasn’t any.
Movies like “The Sixth Sense” and “The Village” prepared me for a grand twist where something intense was going to pop out at me and make me say “Wow!” But, with this film it was the exact opposite.

More reminiscent of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” and old school thriller horror films from the 50’s and 60’s rather than another big twist ending like he usually does, M Night. just made a film about the possible extinction of man. What i can’t figure out from this movie is whether or not he did it because he was trying to capitalize on global warming and surging environmentalism, or whether his twist was, well… no twist at all. I guess either way its pretty good. And the more i think about it, there were times in the theatre, whether sitting there or walking out, that i was sort of freaked out.

I give it a 3 out of 5.

It wasn’t my favorite movie, and i wouldn’t recommend watching it unless you’re a movie buff. I also wouldn’t recommend taking your two year old daughter to see it either on a Sunday night at 10:30pm like the white trash people who sat behind me. But it is worth a watch, and though i’d prefer “The Sixth Sense” and “The Village” i can’t really say anything negative about this movie.

P.s. Did you know that because of reforestation, rain forests have grown .2% every year for the last three decades?

I’ve known Ricky for about 5 years now. And he’s always been, well exactly how this article describes him… a ladies man. But when i read this article called “Why Nice Guys Finish Last” on the ABC News website i was a bit befuddled, and extremely amused.

Why the hell are you on here Ricky?
Why is ABC News doing reports on this sort of thing?

Read the article HERE!

Hmmm.

What is about Robert Downey Jr. and taking roles where his character has a substance abuse problem. I mean we all know that he used to be the biggest druggie in Hollywood, but to be constantly reminded? Regardless to the task at hand.

Charlie Bartlett is a rich kid who gets kicked out of every school, ends up at a high school where he becomes everyone’s therapist and drug prescriber. YAY! Something we can all relate to in high school. Well its not the most realistic script on earth, but it is pretty funny and light hearted. Kind of makes you feel like reliving high school, but with a bag full of prescription medication so everyone would want to be your best friend, and then not.

I give it a 3.5 out of 5.

This is off topic, but i came up with an alternate name for the movie “I Am Legend” starring Will Smith. I would call it, “The Last Nigger on Earth”. Thoughts???