Archive for April, 2008

Hahaha

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008



Look at this little fat boy lookin’ like a 7yr old biggie smalls. And then what does he say at the end? “I think its fun to do bad things, and drive into things. I think my punishment should be a weekend of no video games.”

His punishment should be running a few god damn laps, and letting his grandmomma whop his ass.

I can’t wait to have kids, just so i can send them to their grandmomma’s house to get beat.

Mike Foti

Monday, April 28th, 2008



My friend Brandon showed me this video, its called a Harpguitar… o word?

We can all quit music now.

This is…

Sunday, April 27th, 2008



…one of my favorite people to get drunk with.

Interracial Relationship (sp?)

Friday, April 25th, 2008

What is about the mixing of different races that entices so many people to get into those interracial relationships? I mean besides the fact that most like things tend to push away from each other like a magnet, and hybrid children, like cars, always run and usually look better(except for the Prius, fuckin’ hideous). The old saying “opposites attract” comes to mind when i think about this subject. So let me break it down for you. This of course is my opinion, and if you disagree that’s on you. But just know that I am right 9 out of 10 times.

White girls like black guys because they tend to keep situations in control, and for other reasons I won’t get into, but you all know, equipped, cough cough. They also like men of spanish descent because of the severe amount of passion that white dudes don’t have, because… well… they’re white. Black men like white women because of their tendency to rationalize situations and arguments, instead of acting a fool and getting all “snappy”… not to mention they have good credit. White men like asian women because they age slowly and seem exotic, and their fathers will always approve of them because… well… they’re white, and white people can’t do any wrong (see: Timothy McVay,Unabomber, and the KKK). Asian women like white men because, well this is surprising to me too, most asians don’t find other asians attractive. Yes, i know, surprises the fuck out of me too, but i did studies on this with actual asians (see: Jessie Lee, Warren Lee, Van Truong, and Kristy Yamaguchi). I think that covers everything. White guys, black guys, white women, asian women, and i think those are all of the major categories.

O’ wait how could i forget!

Black women… black women like white men for a reason that makes complete sense… they went to college, and thus can be trusted to have a good job when they’re older to support their trifflin’ gold digging asses. I think that covers it all.But we all know that black and spanish men are better in bed than any white dude can ever be.

So in the end white, asian, and black women will always have a little side bar action with them and never tell their husbands about it. Well… unless their husbands are black, then really in that case, unless the guy messes around like “dem niggas” tend to do, there really aren’t any issues.

I hope this was insightful to all of you. Good luck with the relationship hunting peoples, and watch more Kat Williams videos.

Halo Movie

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008



I’m not sure if anyone has really thrown the idea of this around, but someone should really get on top of turning this into an actual movie. This seven minute clip had me enthralled as a muh fuggah. That’s the gangster way to say motherfucker in case you didn’t know.

A little more of an upgrade to the CGI, a nice sotryline, maybe a romantic undertone, some cool one liners, and maybe even a couple big actors.

I say we call it a day and a blockbuster.

Guido

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008



White people… or in other words, half of Joe Clay. Well that’s jew, i don’t know if that’s better or worse than just saying, white people.