Nick Pitera isn’t even an actually trained professional vocalist. He took a couple vocal lessons in eighth grade, and he goes to an art school. But, he’s majoring in graphic design. Like… is this for real? It is, it really is!

At a minute flat. Ladies grab your box, gentleman grab ya’ dick!

I’m a Cingular guy myself, or now AT&T rather. But for the formative years of my life i used Verizon. And since i’ve had an incredible hatred for that cell phone company for many reasons. But now, its gone to another level.

Neurologists have recently proven that cellular phones are a direct carcinogen in relation to the brain. I really like my brain. O’ for those of you who don’t know what carcinogen means, or are just too damn lazy to get a dictionary.

carcinogen |kärˈsinəjən; ˈkärsənəˌjen|
noun
A substance capable of causing cancer in living tissue.

What the fuck?!?! For real? O’ but wait this really isn’t anything new. European governments have been warning their people about the dangers of cellular phones for years now. The french, yes the french… uggg. Even they have taken a break from making crepes to warn against the dangers of cellular phones in regards to children. So what does this all mean? Well let me explain.

Because of the success of big business in our society (see: cell phones, gas/oil, sex, etc) some people who could have been placing ads to warn us about the dangers of cellular phones have simply pushed it under the rug in hopes that you will buy one of the 11 million iPhones that will be coming in 2008! But Kayoum doesn’t this relate to any cell phone company and not just Verizon? Yes, it does reader.

But, i personally hate Verizon and i’m going to blame whoever i feel like blaming for cell phones being one of the million reasons we get cancer. I blame it on cellular phones with Verizon plans, black pepper (which in excess is truthfully another carcinogen), and George Bush. So George Bush, The New York Times, Verizon can all suck my dick. Also the guy who left me a comment saying, “I really like your blog for a source of current events and news. But, sometimes your post can be really melancholy and its a bummer.” You can suck my dick too. (Yes, i deleted his comment because i felt like it, so you can’t go and repost under it)

But luckily, i don’t read my own blog and at some point in 2008 i will be getting an iPhone! Thanks Apple for making smooth looking technological advances that will help Patrick Swayze and i have something in common. Good luck to that dude.

These heels are pretty dope. Its too bad they make me think of the girl wearing them smoking a cigarette. And there’s really nothing worse than a bird who smokes. Yuck!

I wonder if dudes who date birds that smoke have crotches that smell like ashtrays. Hahahaha. I just grossed myself out.

Pretty charming stuff from an artist named, Marc Sky. Too bad its an utter waste of money.

I bet you he’s white. Only a white person would do something like this… and throw a puppy off a cliff. (See earlier post Semper Fi Do or Die for that reference/ inside joke)

She’s like 85,000 years old. I watched this and it just made me feel sick.

I bet you she gives some ill brain though.

I wonder if she swallows? hmmm - hahaha. ofosho.

Nature versus nurture is something I’m sure everyone has heard of. Centuries upon centuries have passed by and there is still no definitive explanation on where humankind has originally spawned from or where we are definitively going. It could have been from apes, as they do share 98% of our genetic makeup. But then again if you asked my grandmother, she would have told you to stop being silly and to read the bible more often.

Though let me get to my point. Its been thousands of years and it seems for all of our technological advances, humankind hasn’t really changed much. Yes, we have adapted a great deal over time to the adversities original neanderthals faced due to their environment and the lack of intelligence/ingenuity needed to quell basic human needs (see: gas stoves, schools, air conditioning, digital communication). We have honed our skills in science, trade, business, even sex. But have we really developed that much?

We have replaced our caves with houses; replaced our clubs of stone and spears of wood with guns and nuclear bombs; we’ve replaced territorial markings with invisible state lines and border patrols. So the question remains on the table. Have we truly evolved, or are we just making dolled up versions of the caveman?

Though there are thinkers in the past, and maybe some in the present that have said things like, “I have a dream.” or “Imagine…”. In the end, humans as a whole are conformists and self preserving creatures, undeserving of trust, and unfathomable to think outside of the generational boxes that we seem to repeatedly trap ourselves in. In a sense all of our advances seem to make us, for the most part, regressive in the good characteristics we’ve developed over the years. Most people would rather get drunk than expand their mind and read a book. Some would rather think of sex as a time to just “fuck” than an act of passion or love. Some would rather send a text via their phones, than face the potential awkwardness and honesty of a real conversation. The “progressive” state of mankind is becoming a cold, standoffish, and pretentious existence. Though i will not begin to think or pretend i am above all of this. As i sit on my MacBook waiting for someone to instant message me back, I’m wondering how many pints i’ll be able to down this weekend. At least orangoutangs cuddle and kiss after sex. At least they take the time to enjoy each moment while they swing from tree to tree. At least neanderthals didn’t sneak about the things they did, and didn’t pretend to be better than what they were or each other.

It seems the more complicated things become, the less things seem to actually progress. So i’ll ask the question one more time. Have we truly evolved?