So the question is; Why do girls love dancing so much? Is it the loud bass, or the dudes grinding up on them? “Fuck guys, we’re just going to stand in a circle and dance.” But is that it? I just don’t understand. I’m sure you’ve heard of the dance night at Harper’s Ferry in Boston, MA called PAPER. If you haven’t its like the indie version of nightclubbing. Girls go out, get dolled up, and get drunk and grinded on. But what the fuck is it about going out and dancing that girls like so much? And no guys don’t like going out dancing. Guys like going where lots of girls who are dolled up are. So what is it? Please email me at KayoumFranklyn@gmail.com and let me know. ofosho.

Do see:

“The Darjeeling Limited” w. Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman, and Adrien Brody: Critics gave Wes Anderson a lot of shit for this movie as its in the same style as The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic etc. But honestly its one of those movies that you walk away from feeling really great about. Not to mention its got some really well shot and interesting scenes. And by interesting scenes i mean an Indian girl telling someone not to cum in her, and Natalie Portman mentioning how she doesn’t want to feel like shit in the morning post fuck with Jason Schwartzman.

“Run Fat Boy Run” w. Simon Pegg & Hank Azaria: Its the dude from “Hot Fuzz” and “Shaun of The Dead”. Its one of those romantic comedies that doesn’t make you want to vomit and doesn’t have stupid amounts of downtime. If you’re not a fan of english accents or dry humor, maybe not so much your flick.

“Be Kind Rewind” w. Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover: Remember when every rapper in a movie sucked dick? Well, except for Tupac in “Juice”, that movie was just ill. Anyways, Mos Def has probably been the one huge NOT disappointment in recent times. With all of the roles i’ve seen him in, i’ve not been disappointed once. This movie oddly enough makes you want to film your own movies, and its low budget feel on certain parts makes you feel like someone did more than the usual 5.2 million dollar budget. The piano piece at the end, almost made me cry. Almost… but then again, i’m not gay.

“Jumper” w. Hayden Christiansen & well… that bitch from the O.C.: Come on, who wouldn’t love to teleport? Exactly… seeing someone else do it in style with really well done CG is a ton of fun. No, its not a collector’s item. But if you have a date, free time, or an excuse to see a movie that is just gonna be fun. I recommend.

Remember that time the US went to Iraq for “weapons of mass distrutction”? Or when we went to Vietnam to stop the spread of communism. Oh wait, remember the time Africa has been plagued with civil war for decades. A continent where children are kidnapped from thier homes and brainwashed into mini terminators. But yet, for some odd reason we have no interest in stopping the mass genocide that goes on there. Wierd.

Did you know the average dick size is 5.1″?

Why is it that i can’t stop laughing at the niggerfaggot video?

If one more person comes up to me and says something about how they think Hillary “cow calves” Clinton should be president just because she has the political experience of riding her husbands coat tails instead of his dick…i’m gonna freak out.

P.s Thanks to Justin Girard for assembling this blog and potentially thought provoking/bad idea.

P.p.s. I really don’t think you can send weed in the mail, but i mean who am i to stop someone from trying. Get that cush cush nigga.