Denzel and Gary… make a boring movie… filled with little to no realistic tension.
A what seemed to be promising film about a man that mysteriously wanders a post apocalyptic Earth looking for something that ends up being ***SPOILER ALERT*** Alcatraz Prison and protecting a book ***SPOILER ALERT*** that ends up being that King James version of the bible in braille is an updated version of Mad Max without all the cool parts. The movie is littered with 3 minute scenes of Denzel using the machete he has and sharpens every night while listening to Al Green on his Dr Dre “Beats” headphones and 2 generation apple iPod. The movie takes an even more unrealistic turn for the worse when Denzel eventually meets up with an untouched Mila Kunis (who can’t read) and unwillingly ends up having to take her on the journey with him after having to save her from a really awkward mutant rape scene (see: “The Hills Have Eyes”).

Eventually, after a quick assist from human eating married couple trapped in a house. Dumbledore and Olympe Maxime (the huge French chick that brought those girls with the blue outfits from the other magic school and madeout with Hagriff) get killed after about 15 minutes before all is revealed as a boring allusion to religion and the selfish humanity that is modern day man in real life. The movie takes an even worse twist when Denzel dies in the end while wearing an Islamic robe leaving all of his equipment and end scene starring Kunis with a setup for her starring, in an even worse sequel.

I give it 1.5 out of 5.
Meaning, you should actually only watch a downloaded version of this movie, or better yet, stream it. Because downloading it and taking the risk of getting caught watching it isn’t worth the better quality of viewing this movie.
Though the machete scenes are cool, so if you’re REALLY bored.

LOL!

Red wine helps blood clots and a couple glasses every other day is good for you.
Vermont sharp cheddar classic is good for your mouth and taste buds.
Rain rain go away, come back here another day, and bring multi thousand dollar Gibson jumbos. thnks

1. Hey Champ - “Cold Dust Girl”
2. Kings of Leon - “Your Sex is On Fire”
3. Sounds Like Funeral Music - “Sometimes, Some Time”
4. Andrew Bird - “Why”
5. Oasis - “Fuck*** In The Bushes”

Click songs to direct link to iTunes!

Burt’s Bees (Get stung!).

Its strange that the first show i’m playing with Sounds Like Funeral Music is going to be at the place I played my last show almost two years ago. Its gonna be good to be playing live again. I’m excited to get all these sounds out through my hands and feet. I’m going to dance a lot more in this band haha. The music makes me want to go to a salsa club or something, maybe that’s just the Columbian addition to the band. Carlos is far more photogenic than i am, hence the photo above. I’m always trying to think what to do in photos, usually the photographer gets a photo of me when I look as dumb as i can look. I’m far better looking in person, which I suppose is another selling point for people to come out to shows.

Get to play with all of my friends’ bands.
Literally every band on this show is good, and literally all of my friends.
If you haven’t already listened to them please do, amazing.
I used to be in Lions Lions for a couple months, but then i quit because Van & Brandon wrote too many heavy parts and starting doing backflips. No one does backflips in sLfm
Please RT!

Mar. 12 (6p)
Westboro, MA

Lions Lions (TOUR kickoff)
Auburn (TOUR kickoff)
Teamwork
View From An Airplane
ComeoverSleepover (1st show)

Click the names of the bands to link to their respective myspace!
O’ and on another note. The audio attachment for the Harry Potter exhibit is a waste of money.